poopflow:

i need a microwave that says “when ur ready come n get it” when my food is done 



abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: connorsbod)



ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: asianfetus)



coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed



piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)



Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.
Sigmund Freud (via blazeberg)



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(Source: 15yearold)